ROSS: "And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, okay? Where does that leave me?"

SUSAN: "You get to be the baby's father! Everyone knows who you are. And who am I?"

SUSAN: "There's Father's Day, there's Mother's Day. There's no... Lesbian Lover Day!"

ROSS: "EVERY DAY is Lesbian Lover Day!"